Each practitioner that would find symptoms of sickness will like to take you to a clinic with the help of all tricks he knows. From 1 point of view a person can think that it is an average thing. Doctors say that you will stay there only for seven days and then you will be released. But it's a usual excuse. Unfortunately, in the objective reality doctors always look for some new diseases that must be cured. In any case you will have to spend a continuous part of time in the clinic. Our aim is to warn you about clinical atmosphere and let you know about the points you can do there for yourself. And I'd like to claim that it is a genuine crime to keep there ladies and children under twenty one. Staying in clinic can lead you to a debtor's prison and our goal is to assist you with help with debt. I am not a specialist in the theme of hospital life but believe me I've wonderful experience of being there. This is my aim to present you experience of being there alone.
First of all, your task will be to wait a command of a medical nurse who will say a number of your ward. After a half of a day of waiting old nurse will stop her look at your person. It will be taken as a marvelous happiness and now it's time to go to your place.
When you see your ward go to it and knock at the door. It can happen that there will not be a man who will ask you to enter the room, there isn't anything horrible. Just calm down and come in the room introducing yourself in the same moment. We propose you to national debt with the help of our corporation.
So, the first important thing is done. It's high time to search for a smoking room. And as a rule it's a difficult mission for you. No, you can see such place but you have left your cigarettes at home. And nobody of the patients will give you his, before they identify you as a sick man. But you may see also a positive side in this occasion and leave off this awful habit.
The goal of the first visitor is to get you some cigarettes. Remember that your life will be full-blown till anybody needs you. When all the callers came home, your first felling is that you're an old chap. It's the cause for you to ask anybody to bring you a guitar, cigars, cards with images of bare ladies and some beer.
And now we're to speak about the application of these forbidden objects in clinic.
1. In clinic's list of prohibited objects guitar is on the first place. There is nothing simplest than to find the reason of it. A human being who is a head of you section and whose responsibility is to keep everything in order can't play this instrument and his lifetime dream is to learn it. That is why if you will be observed with a guitar, there will be a great amount of interesting talks between you and a person on duty.
2. It is definitely pleasant to smoke cigars, to let the circles out in the face of the patients that yesterday gave you a cigarette. And do not forget to show your satisfaction smiling and looking somewhere far away.
3. It won't be tedious for you with beer mostly because it's prohibited. You will enjoy the process of drinking a half of a bottle at once because of scare of every rustle in passage. Then comes another bottle that will be swallowed the same mode as the first one.
4. Cards are the things of the greatest significance in clinic. But one will ask why we need naked women. Such cards prolong the time of the play because you will look at it again and again. And it is your main purpose to kill the time. Hospital is the area where time does not pass, so you have to kill it with any weapon you have.
You have looked through the main points of hospital living. And now it's good time for you to be released from there. And if you would like to get out of debt our corporation will help you.